EST 2026

Expensive
Asshole

It’s expensive to be this much of an asshole.

THE STANDARD

We don’t make cheap.
We make correct.

Every t-shirt is 100% cotton. Heavyweight. American or Portuguese grown.

No polyester. No shortcuts. No “premium” that falls apart after three washes.

We only produce what we would wear ourselves. Limited quantities. No restocks.

It costs more to refuse compromise. That’s the point.

FIRST DROP

The Only Tee You’ll Keep

240gsm Supima. Boxy. Timeless.

VIEW THE TEE